Q: Why did the man with
no hand cross the road?
A: To get to the second
hand shop!!!
Q: Why did the tortoise
cross the road?
A: Because the chicken
was on holiday!!!
Doctor Doctor! I feel
like a pair of curtains
Doctor: Pull yourself
together woman
Q: What is green and smells?
A: The Incredible Hulks guff!!!!!!
Q: What did the police
say when he looked under his vest?
A: You are under a
vest!!!!!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a strawberry
Doctor: I'll give you some cream!!!!
Knock Knock, Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who? You just said
it!!!!
Knock, Knock? Who's there?
Little Boy
Little Boy Who?
Little boy who can't read the doorbell!!!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the park?
A: To get to the other slide!!!!!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road
A: To see his flat mate!!!!
