What's a cat's favourite colour? Purrrple!
Knock knock! Who's there? Doctor! Doctor Who?
What do you get when 2 giraffes
collide? A giraphic jam
What do you get if you cross a snowflake with a
vampire?
A frostbite!
What is the difference between a fly and a
mosquito?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can’t mosquito
Why did the student eat his homework?
Coz the teacher said it was a piece of cake
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
So it can't smell its feet
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What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon!
What's black, white and red all over?
A penguin with sunburn
doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains
pull your
self together
where do baby gorillas sleep? in apricots
what does a cat go to sleep on? a caterpillar
